FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK

8.20am - i reach office. i am amazingly early. i have not been early for 2 years. i'm supposed to start work at 9!
8.21am - i am seated opposite my mom. she's pretending not to know me. she wants to seem young.
8.22am - i am rotting. my sup comes in at 9. i decide to take a nap.
8.25am - i am awake.
8.35am - i am still awake.
8.45am - i decide to daydream.
9.00am - my sup comes in! she asks me to wait as the other managers have not come in.
9.40am - i am still waiting.
9.45am - i have work to do! i'm back in the fish tank. but the fish tank is not a happy place without the usuals. but it's ok. all's fine.........but being a temp staff, i do not have the access pass so i keept getting shut out. by 11am, i have knocked on enough doors to qualify as a trainee postman
11.10am - another girl, also a temp staff but with a pass has been kind enough to keep opening doors for me, but her smiles are growing increasingly strained.
11.50am - i am dying. i am HUNGRY.
12.50pm - mom calls me. blessed lunch!! i had my fave tom yam mee hoon kueh. extra chilli paste + chilli padi! super happy. i love it.
1.15pm - mom keeps telling me to hurry up as she wants to go ntuc.
1.30pm - we are at ntuc. i am balancing bottles. cooking oil, potato chips "(mom)buy 1 get 1 free!" and goodness knows what else. as mom walks along the aisles, she samples food happily. i recognise another sign of auntie behaviour.
1.40pm - we ae buying egg tarts. mom is deciding which promotion is more worth it. the capitaland or buy 3 get 1 free -_____-"
1.42pm - i decide that i've heard enough. it's just 3 egg tarts!!!!!! i tell her anything will do n we better hie back to office.
2.15pm - i am suffering from post-lunch drowsiness syndrome.
3.45pm - i still want to sleep. i decide to eat fruitella to keep myself awake.
4.15pm - i decide to work as fast as i can. i work like a maniac.
6.30pm - END!

what a random post. i am stressed. think i should sleep. goodnight!